Thursday, February 23, 2012

Boring Status is Boring


Generally, facebook status is one of the following types: (Excluding links, photos, videos and updates about personal information)
  • -        Some random quote (Types – Motivational, Love, Friendship, Nostalgic, Women, Smile)
  • -        If you love your ____  , post this as your facebook status
  • -        I miss my ____
  • -        I miss you, you are blah blah blah (More than one boys think it’s for them)  or Will miss you all
  • -        Back to work after long break. Or Back from ____
  • -        Watched . Followed by one’s opinion on the same.
  • -        About Cricket
  • -        Poem (copied or composed by oneself)
  • -        If you keep this as your status, some cancer patient gets money.
  • -        Joke or funny post. (sometimes oneliners)
  • -        Missing ____ (The place where one used to stay) or This city is better/worse than that city
  • -        Wish you all______ (Eid, Diwali, New Year, Christmas etc.)
  • -        Finished reading this book. Followed by one’s opinion on the same.
  • -        Politicians (How they are responsible for everything from inflation to riots)
  • -        Stop recism. In public domain hardly anybody is racist.
  • -        Hang Kasab/Afzal Guru
  • -        Any recent event. (e.g. Kingfisher getting loan from SBI, Sharad Pawar getting One Tight Slap from Harvinder Singh etc.)
  • -        Tired
  • -        Why markets are falling?
  • -        Boring day/ Awesome day.
  • -        Met school/college friends after so long time. Blah blah blah…
  • -    Urgent: Need blood for ___. Contact ____ 

If you come across anything else, please comment.